And in this corner we have the greatest movie monster in history. .but none of them have any gentalia or for that matter anything down there. i can see why to. Hey, the purple dino loves ya, so WTF more do you want? and then fluse his head down the toilet and I HATE BARENY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Barney's original I hate you song:(Sing in tune of The Mean Kitty song.) Barney's dead. It's called a remote, use it, and perhaps take some 'happy' pills or something to calm down. PLEASE!! YAY HEZ GONE 4 GOOD!!!!!! In elementary school, we used to sing this: I hate you. Sunkist used a purple dinosour back in the 1970s i think his name was Ralph. Dum-dum-dum-dum! DIE DIE DIE! Hate me let's go out and kill Barney and cut off Barney s tail no more f***ing purple green dinosaur and use Barney as a sex toy. That has alsoo happened before. Ballads and classical works receiving the Jones treatment would be punctuated with gunshots, whistles, cowbells, and outlandish vocals. Wow! Overall, I give the song a 7.5 out of 10: I hate stupid barny I think he should be dead right now he even went to jail well hell he should be dead! Well like think about it, the Dino we all loved ,loved us little kids way too much. He may help kids to learn, but he can be downright annoying at times. barney's cool :). A random person: Do you play any songs on that guitar? listen you guys are all retarded becuase barney is just a cartoon for kids and you guys probably wouldnt have done this to hitler and he almost killed half the people in that time but you do this to barney not hitler barneys awesome so u can kiss my butttcrack. With a great big gun we'll shoot him in the head. Good tongue-in-cheek humor. The only baffling number is total views over a decade which is due to the love or hate of the Barney character which would be 7,636 a year. Ok he is going to die right now! Our chat with Barney Hoskyns, who covers the wild years of Woodstock - the town, not the festival - in his book Small … So why the hell go against him?! I hate barney, and there is this 10 years old boy in my class that still watches barney, I just want to rip that fat dinosaur's head off!!!!!! if i come 2 this website again and see more horrible comments you can go 2 hell .BARNEY TAUGHT YOU ALOT . I mean he as no style at all, and who wants to watch a UN style purple dinosaur, dancing like a mental thing? Can you ease up on poor Barney? 555! !I love you barnie.....Ur the best dinosaur I ever had!!!!!!! would you people just lay off Barney?   I HATE BARNEY! Wasn't the Gay kids show those Tele-tubbies things? The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback. i hate u you hate me lets go out and kill barney with an m16 and a bullet full of led now lets shoot of barneys head!!!! Please, leave Barney alone. NO MORE PURPLE DINOSAUR, magnum 44's are the best guns for shooting dinosaurs, i hate you you hate me lets team up and kill Barney with a big fat shotgun shoot him in the head we teamed up now Barneys DEAD, that works, but might take two bullets instead of one, i hate you you hate me barney jumded off of an apple tree with a chop and a slice and a sliver in his head thats how you make sure barney is dead. And on my phone it says unknowned user and my apps are uninstalling and I didn't uninstall anything. And then let’s go outside and kill mice. you all saying you all watched it and you watched it so much that you all got tired of it that you hate it. \\' I love you, you love me, we\\'re one happy family. Let's put Barney on a rotary spit on a brazier. Well, anyway I have one contribution to the site! 1 shot, 2 shot, 3 shot, 4! acka lacka boom! I Can Be Anything; Lookie! Stop dissing and dismissing his loveable nature. - because Prince Rogers Nelson is the ONLY Champion of the Color Purple. Doot doot doot. A hate you, you hate me Let’s get together and kill Barney With a bucket filled with lava and a pitcher filled with Ice. Good for you for making fun of him. :). Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur, open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur boom! is a Barney Clip Show released on December2004. so many different ways to sing this song, it's hysterical. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with the cops come to sneak up with a sniper Elmo gives him a wedgie ha ha Barney wears diapers, now he is acting so hiper. I HATE BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!! Heres my kill Barney song. He is an amazing smart, kind individual. I went to his funeral, To see Barney dead, He was much less ugly, Without any head. Ballads and classical works receiving the Jones treatment would be punctuated with gunshots, whistles, cowbells, and outlandish vocals. With cocaine up his nose and a gun to his head, sorry kids but barney's dead! I don't really get why it says "I hate you, you hate me" when we sing it it should be "I hate you, you love me" and reverse when Barney sings it. I hate you you, you hate me lets all gang up and kill barney, tie a rope around his neck and beat him with a stick come on barney suck my d***. Therefore, Barney is Satan. I love you, you love me lets go out and kill barney with a shotgun bang bang bang barney on the floor, no more gay dinosaur!!! You Give Love A Bad Name Bon Jovi • Slippery When Wet. Another one I hate you you hate me Lets team up and kill barney with a baseball bat and a 4x4 no more purple dinosaurs! hey Albatross why don't u go back to playing with ur toddler toyz? Weee-heee! Are they any good? leave a comment below about this parody. Play on Spotify. Haha i like the version that goes I hate you you hate me, barney blew up my tv, so i went to the store and bought a fourty four. Listen to "True Colours" by Eva Cassidy; Beautiful song ;). Check out my comment from 5/15/06. oh and i made this up on my own MWAH HAH HHAAHH HAH barneys dead BARNEYS DEAD, i love youyou love me.lets go out and kill barney with a bang bang shotgun youre here for no more bayot dinosaur, i fixed up my first barney parody i posted so here it goes:i rape u u rape barney gave me H.I.V. Jone Hetel? Barney is soooooooooooooo lovable! There, I said it. and the barney thing is so long i dont know how kids dont get bored from it. Doot doot doot. boom! .it's "Gay". Grill them up, YUM! the ones that made up those silly jokes about barney i have a website 4 u its called you idiots are mentally disturbed .com. I hate you, you hate me lets all gang up and kill barney put a gun to his head, pull the trigger now hes dead, once h waspurple now hes red. I'll post them when I do! Barney is a kids show. I love you all Barney Haters and i need a girl friend so Bad please i m looking for a nice hot girl that hates Barney, Kill Barney, Justin Bieber, Teletubbies and Donald Trump. When Barney gets a music box in the mail from , he, Baby Bop and BJ remember times they had with their friends from the Backyard Gang-Season 3 episodes. What you do to Barney is absolutely unacceptable and totally disrespectful. You all will pay for this. I hate you, You hate me, I wanna go and KILL Barney, With a ratta tat tat and a bing bam BOOM! 1 Synopsis 2 Cast 3 Songs 4 Trivia 5 Quotes (English version) 5.1 Quote 1 (English version) 5.2 Quote 2 (English version) 5.3 Quote 3 (English version) 5.4 Quote 4 (English version) 5.5 Quote 5 (English version) 5.6 Quote 6 (English version) 5.7 Quote 7 (English version) 5.8 Quote 8 … Wonderful Barney hating! What a terrible experience, Amber!! Isaac Hayes says: Barney's dead. Although I won't be singing this parody in front of my niece, I enjoyed it. He is now less annoying ya cuz it a came from a boy named Elmo! Barney'sScrapbook World! That's all I made up yet. DUDE THAT IS DRY AND IT DOESNT RHYME IN THE BARNEY SONG MUCH DRY DRY DRY DRY DRY. i hate barney he had 10 guys and i girl play him and they all went to rehab and jail i WONDER WHYYYY!!! \\' All of a sudden you hear gun shots, then after the gun shots you hear someone yell \\'shut the f*ck up\\'. I HATE U U HATE ME LETS GET TOGETHER AND KILL BARNEY WITH A KNIFE IN HIZ CHEST AND A GUN ON HIZ HEAD PULL THE TRIGGER BARNEY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! What happened to the body We flushed it down the potty Around and around it goes WHOOSH around and around it goes! Curtis Mayfield says: Barney's dead. This was just what I was on looking for. Yeah, go get Zidane back and let him headbutt Barney, or maybe some sniper guy... i hate you you hate me lets get together and kill barney with an m64 shut him out the door thats how you kill a purple dinosaur. The children will record the music box. ?He didnt do anything wrong? and a gun shot too let's tell mommy barney's dead (aint you glad barney's dead?) Still, no one should be saying such nasty things about him. I HATE U U HATE ME BARNEY JUST GOT STUCK UP A TREE WHEN HE CAME DOWN I SHOT HIM IN THE HEAD SORRY KIDS BUT BARNEYS DEAD, barney is stupid, this is my versions (s) I love you, you love me, barney gave me h.i.v so i icked him in the balls, and i shot him in the head, sorry kidz but barneys dead hater I hate you, you hate me i am gonna kill barney, with a bid riffle and a four by four, no more purple dinarsour. 'Barney & Friends' is a good educational show for kids, plain and simple. I hate you,you hate me,lets go out and kill barney,with a big shot gun and barney on the floor,no more singing dinosuar, BARNEY IS SO GAY I LOVE THAT SONG THAT IS SO FUNNY HA HA U ROCK BLAZANXX, come on who eva created this website i know that person wants to like barneys dick and shove their hand up his gay ass and then hump da crap out of him. I saw a Sponge-Minion, Crying by Barney's grave, I took a machine gun, And shot Barney's slave. I love u u love me barney gave me a hiv i started with a kiss and ended on the floor i got raped by a dinosaur, i love u u love me barney gave me an hiv so i kicked him in the nuts and choped him on the head now that purple bastad's dead, barney is a dinosaur form our imagination big and fat and full of crap and died of constipation! L.O.L., I hope this comment serves you guys well, showing that this is a specific thread and to NOT SCREW UP!!! You hate me. A gunshot to head of trepidation My promise if you ever lay a finger Just look at the scars you make ... New YorkSong Writing. so he could volunteer for overtime duty someplace else. and laughing at it because we hate barney. Mama mama can't you see what the dumb baby ies did to me took away my mp3 now i m watching Barney tic tac toe 3 in a row Barney got shot by a gijoe Mama called the doctor the doctor said whoops Barneys dead barney got shot in the tail and Barney got shot in his green poke a dots. Bow to Barney the King!!! Bring a gun and shoot him to the floor cause he might be at the door. This parody has 70,889 views. I'm almost 100% positive that's a first for AIR. lol, you guys SO DUMB retared if u like barney harress those kids after the show like watch u one day in the bed with barney, i hate you, you hate me , i pushed barney up a tree, with a 1shot, 2 shot, 3 shot 4,........ no more purple donisore. Being anti-Barney isn't mature. Diss. Please go play in Traffic Now you bug brained -needle nosed little thrip. HE IS SO ANNOYING! I heard his dick is a total dinosaur! Of course this parody has been cross-linked since 2005! and i wonder why my childhood was ruined.. You people cant even compair to the lvl of barny my brother hates. .and if you dislike homosexuals. I shot him with pleasure, I shot him with pride, I shot Barney's head off, I watched him die. IHATE YOU YOU HATE ME LETS GO OUT AND TEAM UP WITH YOUR FRIENDS AND KILL BARNEY AND CUT OFF HIS TAIL I WILL KEEP HIS TAIL AND CUT OFF HIS GREEN POKEADOTS AND I WILL KEEP THEM THEN LETS CUT OFF HIS HEAD AND FLUSH IT DOWN THE POTTY HA HA BARNEYS DEAD NO MORE PURPLE DINOSUAR LOL I LOVE BARNEY AND I HATE BARNEY. Season 8 Songs. I just heard from him and it looks like he's taking it pretty hard. I LOVE BARNEY, BUT HATE MILEY CYRUS, NANCY PELOSI, HILLARY CLINTON, AND BARAK HUSSEIN OBAMA!!! and all that. I hate you, you hate me, Barney tried to ra-ape me, So I grabed a carving knife and stuck it through his head, now that barney is really dead.!!!!!! Barney loves everyone! of course, there's a mystery as to why that is so. I don't like barney. I hate you, you hate me, let's team up and kill hayley, let's hit her in the head with a 2by4, no more ugly dinosaur!!! I'm concerned that they will end up like most of you here. Very strong in this one indeed Liberals have no minds just a head full of sawdu sawdust for Brainsst and Jim Ramone is it Sawdust for Brains, i hate you you hate me lets team up and kill barney with a chick chick bang bang barney on the floor there's no barney anymore, Now would you rather see Barney fed to the Rancor of dumped into the Saloc pit. I hope that Barney f**king kills you. Danm P.B.S. from the 1970 Game Show THE MATCH GAME. I love this site for hating barney, you make me proud. I hate u u hate me weer a terrible family with a great big punch and a kick from me 2 u i hate u u hate me 2. i think barney is cute, he helps kids to learn, i love barney YOU ARE SO RUDE. I'm gonna make some more. Beat up Barney. f*** BARNEY AND HIS FUKIN DAMN BORIN SHOWS....THOSE KIDS THERE R JUST SLUTS... FUK OFF AND FIND ANOTHER b**** 2 WORK WID!! i love barney and i hate barney kill barney, BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY for president. Peace out! Make America Purple Again!!! Barney Songs, Third Generation Barney Songs, Original Barney Songs. Ok I hope Roxy did not hurt your feelings. HAhA THATS FREAKIN FUNNY!!! Barney if your reading this you will die soon.So if I were you iI would lookthe door cause were comeing for you.oh and that last barney showi saw you really need to shut the f*** up and youyr a b****. joy to the world that barneys dead i barbecued his head.don't worry about the body i flushed it down the potty. I also liked the songs u put on the site! The Easter Show was an album that featured songs from the same name. Let me tell you this. Barney is Sooooo loveable! Oh-Ohhh! i really hate barney and he is a stupid f***in ass, i can do better than that mmm i hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with great big shot gun point it to his head bang bang now barneys dead yayyyy!!! With the FBI and a Civil War No More Purple Dinosaur! Beat up Barney. lets tie barney 2 a tree! Open the door, get on the floor, everybody kill the purple dinosaur - boom! BANG! i hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill barney with a 44 shotgun barneys on the floor no more purple dinosaur. I Love Birthdays; The Sharing Hen; A Perfectly Purple Day (song) The Hopping Song; Bam Bam Bu Bam Bam barney's on the floor! hate the stupid purple dinosaur !!!!!!! hi misty i left 3 comments but that girl Roxy said something mean to you and you should tell her well everyone has their own opinions, and some people really hate Barney cuz he is annoying so tell her to get a life and say how would you like it if i made fun of your song. Okay, sorry about what happened about the last message I had posted; someone (I have no idea whom) had used my "name", so please forgive me of that comment. I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a knife in the back and an arrow in the head Turn around and barney's dead I hate you, You hate me Let's get together and kill barney With a shotgun BANG! TRUMP RULZ!!! :§, x] Nice And guys, you know, if you were 2, 3 years old, you'd like Barney and you wouldn't think him gay lol The only reason you guys hate Barney is cause you're too old for him. Barney is violent. {CHICK CHICK} (supposed to sound like a gun) No more purple dinosaur. Sure, I feel guilty NOW, but as a kid that was the funniest thing EVER LOL. FAVORITE And furthermore, parody comment threads are intended for feedback on the parody, NOT to have a discussion like you would on a messagboard. i hate you you hate me i chased barney up the tree with a kick up the bum and a shot in the head barney finally is dead! All the kids used to like him but now he's a pain in their butt! i hate barney as much as you so: you love me i hate you lets gang up and kill barney with a big sludge hammer hit him on the head sorry kids but barneys dead.next: i hate you you hate me wee shoved barney up a tree with a knife to his heart and a bullet to his im so glad that barneys dead. Little irl i can remember Captian Kangaroo, Blow him to smitherenies with a Bazooka. The following represent how many people voted for each category. Anyway's here's mine a mix of I love you and alphabet: a b c d e f g barney is my enemy stick a shotgun up his butt pull the trigger there he goes! ... Barney is the digital content director for NewsChannel 21. 1 Intro 1.1 First Generation 1.2 Second Generation 1.3 Third Generation 1.4 Fourth Generation 2 Outro 3 Season 1 4 Season 2 5 Season 3 6 Season 4 7 Season 5 8 Season 6 9 Season 7 10 Season 8 11 Season 9 12 Season 10 13 Season 11 14 Season 12 14.1 Ep 1.: "Way to Go! I think your song is funny and if you have kids when you grow up always never let them watch Barney cuz how stupid he is! Thank you. I hate Barney very much. !Yu rock..........Yea. A dynimite Birthday cake made from Gunpowder KA-BOOM, How about: I hate you! Q. i use to have everything of barney i had watch it until i was 11 in the 4th grade but now i 14 in the 8th grade i think barney is a big purple dinosaur full of slit, yes I did spell it barnAYYYYYY!! heres one, I hate you, You hate me, Lets chase barney up a tree, ill get the matches you get the gas, we'll burn barneys purple ass.!!! All I can say about what the last comment had said was that it was outragious, crude, and inapaproppriate, and I accept the shame :P. Thank you, Mr. Website Editor for what had happened on this thread and I'll be enjoying this thread some more, but under a new "name". WAZZZZZUUUAAAPPPPP!!!!!!!!!????????????!!!!!!!!!!! I hope you all know Barney is a kid show, and you all don´t have to watch that show if you don´t like it. this one is cool: i hate you you hate me barney gave me HIV so i kicked him in the balls and shot him in the head now barney is really dead. Ya haters must be Trump folks. all the time!). I hate Donnie Douchebag Traitor Trump, the kidnapper ill-mannered bigoted incest-mongering immature crybaby wimpy whiny diaper-stinking hateful butt-kissing spankee boy! Everyone is wrong, these are the true, best lyrics that actually keep the meter (the ones here have too many syllables): I hate you, you hate me Let's team up and kill Barney With a 9 millimeter and a bullet through his head Let's make sure that Barney's dead!! i was the original performer of the song. Edit. How long will it take to to BBQ a dinasour? Dum-dum-dum-dum! i hate barney, i hate you, you hate me, cuz we like to F barney with a dagger and a bag of *hit now barney sould really quit MUHAHAHA IM DRUNK AND I HATE BARNEY WOOHOO!!! is all you guys for real. ~~~~~~~~~*************I hAtE BaRnEy~~~~~~~~~********************, i hate you you hate lets get together and kill barney lets shoot him in the head let's get a haha barney's dead. Hugs 4eva. When could Barney be removed from tv? He alway's has a cup of water but he still drink's out of our crappers! Hello? . !That was funny.I have heard og songs funny like: A B C D E F G BARNEY IS MY ENAME STICK A TAZER 2 HIS HEAD PULL THE TRIGER NOW HES DIED A B C D E F G BARNEY IS NOW HISTROY. ", then there's 2 shots of gunfire. hahaha i hate BARNIE ------------------------HE IS NOT SO COLL AND SO BUMMY. And no doubt the amount is thanks to r doofs like us who comment about it, too. Songs. .so how can they be "gay" . We don't tolerate abrasive/nasty/condescending commentary on here, especially inane chatter like what is going on in this parody comment thread. Category page. i hate u, u hate me, lets get together and kill barney with a knife and a gun and a shot right thru the hed, tell evryone that barney is dead BARNEY IS GAY AND SUCKS DINO-BALLS HE IS BRAINWASHING INNOCENT KIDS AND IM GONNA STAB HIM IN THE EYES AND POISON HIS FOOD, WHICH IS BALLS!!!!! Barney Stinson's Get Psyched Mix as shown in CBS comedy How I Met Your Mother. we both made 50 songs.i hate you you hate me lets go out and kill barney. I've posted 165 parodies here and I would bet I've received 50 comments in total after a months passing -- and maybe a dozen after a year has passed. I hate you you hate me.We are all one sick Family,Yes Barney is a Child Molester we all know.Stay away from Barney if you truely hate him So. He touched us in the um.... spots, Anyone here in 2020 :) I don’t know why but the songs came running through my head so I looked them up and now I am on this website. i learned that in like 4th grade and it kinda just stuck wiith me... @OMG. boom! Keesha plays the drum. Doot doot doot. Grab a kitchen knife and stick it through his head. 21 songs. Barney s dead, Just use a Harpoon on his a big harpoon and learn how to skin and dress a big purple Dinosour, Put him in a big cannon aim for the b moon BOOM he misses the moon ends up on Mars Marvin Disinigrates him with his Acme Disinigreating Pistol, I HATE YOU YOU HATE ME WE'LL ALL GO AND KILL BARNEY,A BLOW GUN AND POISON DARTS,AND HAUL HIM OFF A HORSE DRAWN CART, BARNEYS DEAD,IN A COFFIN BED,SOME WENT BLEW OFF HIS HEAD,AND TO THE CEMETARY WE WILL RACE,AND BURY HIM INA PIANO CASE. I didn't know Barney was hated this much.. . He's a ma ma ma ma, ma ma ma ma mama's boy! I hate you you. PLEASE!! barney is so freaken gay i hated him when i was one cuz of his stupid gay voice hes a gayfer. I'm sure there are other variations of this parody online. I hate you, you hate me lets get together and kill Barney with an alto saxophone, and blow it into his ear, now Barney can not hear. I hate you, you hate me. My kids are 2 yrs old and 1 yr old. And this parody is plagued by on-going flame war between lovers and haters.